It's as haggard as your face, it no longer believes in life after the loving it's had.It's given up and resigned itself to its existence as nothing more than a wrinkly mess of a bag that looks and feels like it contains porridge, which it leaks constantly.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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My face looks like the Wicked Witch of the West got later life Down's Syndrome.You look like you've had your eyes thumbed in by an angry sailor.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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