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Hello overnourished. Champion and three time Mrs Plymouth, JMG is on.
How's the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
Fat, stupid and dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
And shit, you forgot shit.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
Well, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
HELLO HOW ARE YOU MISS DINOSAURUS?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
WELL I AM QUITE ALRIGHT THANK YOU BINKYSAURUS
I am back at my family home and it's great because there's food I didn't pay for and it's all yummy and my garden looks like a nice summery jungle.

How is your life nice snoozin' creature?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
it's all gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
my parents' garden is a right lovely jungle in the summertime. you virtually need a machete.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
Say hello to your evil, horrible in no way lovely family from me.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Waiting for the gasman to inspect my pipes

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
I hope he's corgi registered, if you know what I mean.

because working with gas is dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
YAP YAP WOOF>

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oh helloe I hears you has noe hot water
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
aww hes cute.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
Must... remain... calm...
Dear god that's adorable.

I want to hug it and squeeze it and luffs it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
We've just got one of these
Bichon Poo

Well my son has but he allows me to puppy sit occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
Does eggy bum Biff get on with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
He loves him
even though Percy keeps pouncing on him and nibbles his ears.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
Awww :D
I want this dog
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
FEAR!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
HE WANTS LICKY TIEMZ

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

EEeeeeeHEHEHEEHHEHEHEEEE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
I'm sorry, I just don't get pugs
they look so miserable
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
They NEED me!
They look so useless I can't help but think they are cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
That explains your taste in women!
What's wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
heh
You hating on the laydees today?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
I've been like this since Saturday morning
Sorry.

My real life hatred for clinically stupid yet attractive women is dribbling onto the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

they do rather have the look of an alien co-starring with Christopher Walken
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
I bet it would look cuter inside out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
It's "gas safe" registered now
God, where have you BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
I want corgis in greasy boiler suits, SCREW YOU GAS SAFETY BOARD

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
The gasman is here
He's not wearing a boiler suit, he's not a corgi, and he's not attractive.

He loses on all three counts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
Fnar fnar.

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
Ooh matron

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
oh my.
*glasses steam up*
*clammy hands*
*Inhalers*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
*pounces whilst wearing bran-new CAT HAT*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
*pats lap*
*tickles behind ear*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
aww yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
are you sending me a randomburn? huh? huh? are you?
*jostles*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
When i get round to it.
*slouches nonchalantly*
*chews toothpick*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
i burned one for you but i am too lazy to go to the post office.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
email a mp3 of you singing them, medley style.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
oh god your ears would bleed. i am a dreadful vocalist.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
okay then... email a picture of you singing them medley style.
I can imagine a voice of an angel then*.


*not Charlotte Church
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
(from down there) Cher's daugther look more like Moohala, so I'm safe from the ribbing.
infidelsparadise.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/alg_cher_daughter.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
I know, I was disappointed, that's why I didn't add a link.
Nice tits he has.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
DONKEY GUMS IS MOOHALA'S MUM
PROOF
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
YES!
I LIKE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
DAMN JOOO!!
D: Think of my vagina?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
It's as haggard as your face, it no longer believes in life after the loving it's had.
It's given up and resigned itself to its existence as nothing more than a wrinkly mess of a bag that looks and feels like it contains porridge, which it leaks constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
My face looks like the Wicked Witch of the West got later life Down's Syndrome.
You look like you've had your eyes thumbed in by an angry sailor.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
Christ, she pilled on the pounds since she gave up the smack.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Oh cripes - it's the gasman!!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Three time Mrs Plymouth?
Mrs Plymouth? Are you a laydee?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
JMG is courting the SexFace vote again.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
I fully expect himto ask me which regular I really am, soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
Wormulus has spoilt the art of pander baiting for all of us :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
No.
I'm just that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
in a frock?

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
I'm a bit bloaty due to sandwich and cola

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
Kick ass awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
OFF TO SEE A GIRL ABOUT A DOG

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
baroness's corgi?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
CAN YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOR FIVE MINUTES MAN?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
Stop bullying Friz about having knocked up his missus JMG, he'll be forced to run off to Brighton and blame CR3 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
Telling your bird you nobbed Pickle Fairy, are you?
Eh?

EH?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
Not bad here JMG, hungry and tired
But you will be pleased to hear that I have lost another 6lbs taking my running total to nearly 3 stones now.

Mrs Sp@m - Fighting the internet cliché for the sake of /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
*National anthem*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
Wowzaz, that is a lot of flesh to shift.
Congratulations svelte lady.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
Ta!
i am rather chuffed with myself, I have jeans and a tightish top on today and I dont have a huge roll of flab at the front. If I could lose 2 more stone I would be over the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
Wow, well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
*minus 3 stone fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
Full of cold.
Blech.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
CHIN UP RP!
Chin up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Barely here,
in pain and calmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
Is everybody falling to bits?
It's a good job I'm here as our saviour and healer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
B3ta keeps on breaking.
Also, are there ANY healthy girls on b3ta?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
They're all shit.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
We should play Healthy B3ta Girl Bingo

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
34,709 Fat Ladies..

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
This portion is fine and dandy, here.
*deckchairs*
*light refreshments*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
*The headlocking of some uglies*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
eating free Quality Streets

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
I have installed the web developer toolbar for Firefox
Disappointingly, it's not doing my web development for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)