Clapham?!!? FFFAAACK OFF!
You'd have known if it was me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

this fella had a girl on his arm
instead of a rucksack fulla pugs
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

I would have had a pug on my arm and a racksack full of women

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

whass wrong with clapham anyway?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Saaaaf of the river innit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

i just go there to visit people
i don't know about this norf/sarf divide

frankly, it disgusts me
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

South = Spastics/ North = Normal

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

if all goes according to plan,
i will no doubt be living in london in the not TOO distant future
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

OOoo really?
Make sure you don't live in one of the shit parts.

Job stuff?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

yeah, i've got a man on the inside trying to get me a job as a writer for vidjo games
:D :D :D
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

this is lies
the normal people live in the South, the North was populated with mental patients in 1943 and continues to be rubbish.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

i suspect this is more likely the case

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

shut it you shhhhllaaaaaaaaaagggggg ahhhhh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

*gets a bloaty face*
...you faaaaaaaaaaaackin' wha?

SCH
SCCHHH
SCCCHLAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaAAAAGG AAAAH!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)