If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?
For me I love Andalucia (Spain)... but this could be due to the fact lots of ladies go topless just wearing thongs on the beach...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

i would have stayed on the grassy hill where i just went for a walk at lunchtime.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Did you wear your cathat or was it too hot?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

ALL your sigs are from futurama

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Most of them are
I was using some office space ones a while ago
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

i'm sure the last 3 or so have been

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Probably more than 3

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

i so wore my cathat.
i've only just taken it off to pick all the dead grass and seeds off it from where i rolled down the hill.
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

ZOMG PICS

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

i have a photo of a view from the hill I SHALL TWEET IT.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

i havent taken any pics of myself in the hat though. seems a bit myspacey to do that.

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

man you have to.
as long as it's not from the crucial Myspace Angle I'm sure it'll be fine :P
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

but that's my most flattering angle! :P

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

*pout*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

no more excuses.
photos, woman!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Tokyo
It's like geek central, all the electronics and stuff. Plus I'd be a giant among midgets.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

i'm only 5'7
would I be above average height there? *dreams*

I would have to be like Michael Scott and mark the girls to know which was which though...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

The average height for women is 5'1" and men is 5'7"
:(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

ffs...
so i'd be NORMAL wtf...

at least my willy would be bigger. Right? :'(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

You might be slightly taller, I'm getting conflicting information
Another source suggests that men average 5'5" in Japan.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I would like to live in Tokyo and get a gaggle of screaming mature school girls calling me Kawaii as I walk around like Hardogay going up to people shouting saysaysaysaysaysaysay at them
DG o des FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

F aD
+N
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

i saw someone who looked like you in clapham on saturday
unless it WAS you
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Clapham?!!? FFFAAACK OFF!
You'd have known if it was me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

this fella had a girl on his arm
instead of a rucksack fulla pugs
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

I would have had a pug on my arm and a racksack full of women

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

whass wrong with clapham anyway?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Saaaaf of the river innit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

i just go there to visit people
i don't know about this norf/sarf divide

frankly, it disgusts me
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

South = Spastics/ North = Normal

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

if all goes according to plan,
i will no doubt be living in london in the not TOO distant future
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

OOoo really?
Make sure you don't live in one of the shit parts.

Job stuff?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

yeah, i've got a man on the inside trying to get me a job as a writer for vidjo games
:D :D :D
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

this is lies
the normal people live in the South, the North was populated with mental patients in 1943 and continues to be rubbish.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

i suspect this is more likely the case

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

shut it you shhhhllaaaaaaaaaagggggg ahhhhh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

*gets a bloaty face*
...you faaaaaaaaaaaackin' wha?

SCH
SCCHHH
SCCCHLAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaAAAAGG AAAAH!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

For people who don't know who Hard Gay is
www.hard-gay.org/

video on myspace here which is safe

Japanese Comedy. Might not be safe for work although it's all in Japanese, isn't rude and there's no nudity. People might take it wrong though.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

HARDO GAY

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

As I work for the Japanese-based company
who make the acclaimed "car of justice", I'll give this a miss...
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I quite like London.
I'd like to have a second place in Barcelona, though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

ooh good choice. I'd go with Barcelona actually...
but seems to be a lot of people loving Tokyo... not sure if it's because of the ladyboys... noones admitted that yet
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Are you thinking of Thailand?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

they all look the same to me
:/
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

it's because /talk are mainly geeks and otakus.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

And closet furries
Don't forget them
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

filthy yiffers.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

except jobe
he's an otterku
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

kwaiiiiiiii

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Tokyo
For clubbing, people and the food.

Or Tampere, Finland, because it's beautiful.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

i've been there
tampere, i mean

we weren't there long but i wasn't that impressed
kuopio was better
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I do like it there
But I went when it was BASTARD freezing, so it tainted my view a bit.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Tokyo
For clubbing, people and the food.

Or Tampere, Finland, because it's beautiful.
Mordor
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I was told I look finnish over the weekend
I have no finn stereotypes so I'm not sure what it mean't
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Cripes.
I don't know. I'm a bit of a wuss, so it'd probably be within Europe somewhere. Somewhere where I wasn't too far away from my family, only maybe an hour or two.

I couldn't cope in the US or Canada or Aus or NZ. I'd get too homesick, I think.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Too many spiders in Australia
Horrible things
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I don't mind spiders
though these are all the horrid poisonous ones, aren't they? I've just never fancied going there really.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

in all reality I'd like to continue living here, just in a better house and having more money

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Northampton.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

But whyyyyyy?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Because when I'm there, I'm with/near people who make me happy.

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

can i have lots of little places all over, please?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

no.
now you have to live in Hull.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

SHIT

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Boobs get normal if you see them all the time.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Scottish Highlands.
I don't think I'd like to live outside of the UK for long term, rubbish as it is, I'd miss it.

I do love Scotland though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

YES
I almost wish I'd taken a camera now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

the house next door

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

SPACE or GREAT YARMOUTH PLEASURE BEACH

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Nobody wants to live in Great Yarmouth
Not even people from Great Yarmouth.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I'd divide my time between London, New York
and Minnie Driver's gusset.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)