I've got a cat, but no children, does that help?
Ooh, cactuses. I have cactuses.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

The plural of cactus is "loads of spikey hoors!"

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

MY CATS HAVE A NEW CAT FLAP
they hate it :(
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

PUSH THEM THROUGH

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

i did and then they wouldnt come in all night
and then this morning i let them in through the door (sigh) and then jasper tried shoulder surfing on my sister and she had to go to her new job with blood on her blouse cos he always uses his claws POOR BABA.
( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)