You...
...you live on ...an estate?!?

*goes to wash hands* Oh god, I can still smell povvo on me D:
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

It's too late for you now
You're going to spend all your money on cans of Spesh and waste your life chasing children around the park.
( SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Also:
When the social nurse came over when I was a bub to do motor skills tests on me she poured Hundreds & Thousands on my carpet and ask me to pick them up but I just called her 'DIRTY!' and ran and hid under my bed behind my inflatable He-Man punchbag.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

That's great.
That's just what you want, vacuuming up a load of sprinkles. Why couldn't she have done it on a table?
( Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

I was a very fast, honest child.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)