I'm presently on hold, waiting to speak to someone in a doctor's surgery.
The hold music is fucking DREADFUL. It's 'The Entertainer' but it sounds like it's some mong is bashing it out on a shitty Bontempi.

If you had hold music for your phone, what would you have? Would it annoy the tits off all who called you? I think I might have Higher and Higher by Jackie Wilson or Men's Needs by The Cribs.

Hello internet. I'm not in so much pain now.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'd have Optimus Prime telling people if they're not ringing for a good reason, he's going to come round and fuck you up.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

KEYBOARD CAT

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

have we been aware of each other's existence long enough for me to cup your boobs?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Frog Chorus
It would infect the mind of all that heard it and ruin their day
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

I learnt how to play Jump by Van Halen on the keyboard yesterday
I can't even play piano or keyboard.

I would have Johnny Briggs but farted out with an armpit.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)