Also:
"They threatened the 52-year-old licensee, his 23-year-old son and his 24-year-old girlfriend."
So is she the 24 year old girlfriend of the 52 year old?

"They weren't injured but detectives say they have been left shaken by the attack."
Well, it's shame to see the detectives were shaken up by the attack. You'd think they'd be used to it by now in their line of work.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I like that they've used 'large' as if it's a made up word.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I'm hoping they were giant cash notes that required two people carrying it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Or one of those giant cheques you get at golf tournaments
I'd love to try and cash one of those.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

It's quite often used as a lie.

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

/bitter

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)