This happened where I work last night
www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/4450838.Licensee_threatened_in_armed_raid/
I don't know whether to go over and see if they're alright
Hopefully I still have a job.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Clomnee?
Jalgra hefrin na flurger sqiznar!!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

So wow thats a neato what now right.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Also:
"They threatened the 52-year-old licensee, his 23-year-old son and his 24-year-old girlfriend."
So is she the 24 year old girlfriend of the 52 year old?

"They weren't injured but detectives say they have been left shaken by the attack."
Well, it's shame to see the detectives were shaken up by the attack. You'd think they'd be used to it by now in their line of work.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I like that they've used 'large' as if it's a made up word.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I'm hoping they were giant cash notes that required two people carrying it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Or one of those giant cheques you get at golf tournaments
I'd love to try and cash one of those.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

It's quite often used as a lie.

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

/bitter

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Sounds awesome.
I heard that /talk wasn't going to be here after maintenance.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

It's the /talkocalypse.
By the way, you hear that cr3 is The Stig?
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

It's going web 3.0
with Cr3ta.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

That will be amusing.
All the talkers will just spam /board.
or die.
( Cae1, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'm sure they're fine
I was there and Shane O Pykey didn't have his uurting knoyf.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Turn up in a hoody and shout "ARE YOU OK!? QUICKLY HURRRY UP! HURRY THE FUCK UP! TELL ME IF YOU'RE OK"

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

You should probably give them a ring,
see if they need anything doing.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

What are they going to do with a ring?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

use it like a knuckle duster,
it'll stop them getting stabbed in the finger.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I just swat them with my silken glove

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

oh ho ho! oh my life is just one big Roffle Raffle.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

you truely are living the lol

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

They could pawn it.
It might be worth a "large" amount of cash.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I only live round the corner
so I might just nip in.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

be sure to wear a hoody
and come in through the back, quietly.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)