virtually anything can be fixed (temporarily) with gaffa tape

( sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

If it moves and you don't want it to = Gaffer tape
If it doesn't move and you want it to = WD40
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

My friend's four year old came home from the childminders with WD40 in his hair the other week.
It's not as blonde now:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)