blood came out half way through
at the time i didn´t care cos i was wasted

but in the morning when i was putting the duvet in a binbag... well i´ve never barfed so much in my life
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

So you put the duvet in the bin
But you're only just washing everything else now. What?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6245469
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

He's full of shit. Utterly full of shit.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Thought so

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Blood came out halfway through enough to stain sheets? No it didn't.
It doesn't go from nothing to a tidal wave.

And you chucked away the duvet but are trying to save the sheets?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

You mean you didn't pick her up whilst she was still impaled on your knob
and waddle to the bathroom so she deposit the salty bloody yoghurt in the shower tray rather than the bedlinen? I'm calling shenanigans, you fat fucking fraud.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

FOR FUCKS SAKE
IT WAS DOGGY STYLE AND IT WAS DARK

I ONLY NOTICED A SHADOW GROWING UP HER ARSE CHEEK AND IT TOOK A WHILE TO SINK IN

fucking cunt
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Aww someone is getting angry

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

you mean you can't lift a girl up from the doggy position?
What feeble little weiner are you?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Nope. More lies.
I bet you did her without a condom as well, you tit.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Should you use a condom when having period sex?
Or are you talking about the pregnancy/STD bit?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Going upwards?
Unless my understanding of doggy style is considerably different to yours, the cervix is usually lower than the arsecheeks in this particular position.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Ha, she shit herself.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)