re-washing
4th attempt
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

have you tried fire?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

You've been on the internet
and you'd STILL not tried Cillit Bang? What the fuck is wrong with you?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Oh bollocks.
Blood isn't that hard to get out.

I bet you're using a cheap and nasty detergent and washing the sheets on a boil wash. Idiot.

A) Blood needs to be washed out at cool tempertatures
B) You need a good, biological detergent
c) If you get a spot of blood on white fabric again, gob on it before you soak it in COLD water. Spit breaks down the stain.

Notwithstanding the above, there really shouldn't have been enough blood to ruin your duvet, your sheets or anything else. We don't bleed THAT much.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

......m'lord.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

I'd like to see a detergent ad
where they take some clothes off a supermarket attendee (as they do) but instead of throwing a cup of coffee or rubbing in shoe polish (to the gasps of the audience), they splatter on the contents of a mooncup, surrounded by the heaves and retches of the audience whilst the washerwoman holds it up to the camera, plastic smile gleaming, and a little rivulet of gloopy claret teasing its way down the fabric.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Hmmmmmmmm. Claret.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

TWO WORDS - COLD. WATER.
Fucks sake
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)