That's a mash up I'd like to see
Anne Frank vs Romeo and Juliet.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

"Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo"?
"Up here. In the attic"
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)