Hello.
I went to see Drag Me To Hell last night with FF, Druid and Druid's housemate, The King Of The Pigeons.

I was enjoying up until about 20 minutes before the end and Druid leaned over and whispered something that proved to be a massive plot spoiler. He'd guessed what was going on and decided to tell me, the cunt. I gave him a dig when we went to the pub afterwards.

Have you had films ruined by people guessing what's coming and telling you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'm the cunt who does that to other people
also, when I watch films in cinemas here, I'm always the first (and sometimes the only) person laughing whilst the audience loses something from reading subtitles.

Yes, it's true folks, I laugh sometimes.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

You fucking liar.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

The Passion of The Christ was ruined for me because I read the ending in a book :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

The Sixth Sense
Guy behind me exclaimed to his girlfriend 'It's getting close to the bit I told you about, you know, when you find out he's a ghost'.

not quietly enough, sadly :(.

Mind you, slightly better than last night. Went to see Transformers 2, and 5 mins before the end, the screen blacked out and sound shut off for the best part of 10 mins. They had to realign the tape or some such twaddle. When it came back on, there was only 5 mins left. And the f*ckers didn't have the air con switched on.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Double F guessed that in The Sixth Sense
but he didn't tell me what it was.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

my girlfriend of the time ruined that film for me by leaning over and whispering the spoiler excitedly
so i punched her in the stomach
( spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

had you decided on a name for it at that point?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

voltan was going to be named voltan

( spacefish bong!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Yes, probably
I also like watching Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow as I'm unsure when to laugh unless I can see someone who was in Big Brother 3 laughing.
( magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Tip - laugh at Michael McIntyre when the intonation in his voice goes down

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

I don't think he's that funny.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

*FIVES*
Neither do I. Slightly chucklesome at best.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

He's OK
and has some funny stuff, but if you took away his enthusiasm then I expect he wouldn't be so popular. Also, he's asking for £27 a ticket for his theatre tour currently, I saw him for £17.50 last year. Generally those who I've seen who have been over £20 are usually shit.
( magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I want to break his fucking legs
every time he comes skipping on stage. Or says the next comic is his single favourite comedian EVER, for everyone he introduces.
( Dobsky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

well said B'Star
he's a walking embarassment for a comedian
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

I guessed that they were the same person in fight club
but onlt slightly before it revealed it anyway.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Thanks for revealing that
I haven't seen the film yet. I suppose it's my own fault as it's been out a while, just one of those things I never got round to.
( magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I had the Watchmen spoiled for me
when the matey sat next to me shushed me
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Just about the opposite really.
I went to see an outdoor performance of Romeo and Juliet. When Juliet put forward her plan to avoid marriage so she could run off with Romeo by taking a sleeping draught to appear dead, a small girl turned to her mother and said in a loud voice 'that's a really good idea'. Nobody told her.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

SHE'S IN THE ATTIC!
/FF
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

That's a mash up I'd like to see
Anne Frank vs Romeo and Juliet.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

"Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo"?
"Up here. In the attic"
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

I guessed every twist that M Night Shamalamadingdong ever wrote before he was even born.
And I didn't even realise the twist in the crying game was meant to be a twist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

My mum ruins EVERY detective show or whodunnit.
She has an uncanny knack of spotting the guilty party, even if the plot twists more than Druid's mind at an under 21's disco.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

I hate people who do that
One of my friends tries to guess every twist to everything. Bugs the hell out of me.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)