My knees give me some horrible gyp if I crouch down for more than a few seconds at a time.
I dread to think what they'll be like by the time I hit 40. Knowing my luck, I'll probably be in a wheelchair by then.

Also, getting hit in the bollocks results in a very dull but painfully intense ache that's quite undesirable.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

that's gout
sign of an unhealthy diet
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Isn't gout a more general joint-related phenomenon?
I only get this in my knees. It could well have something to do with my knees taking about 3/4 of my body weight.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

try something else instead of the doggy position on the carpet in front of the tv

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)