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So what would YOU like to see on here after the maintenance?
Alternatively.

What's your least favourite ache?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Anything that's not grey!

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
That's for the ache as well

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
will blue do?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'd take it

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
I'd like to see spangly backgrounds
Neck
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'd like to see snowflakes
to remind us that it's neally xmas
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
With a daily countdown of the days

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
That's beautiful, man

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
That's a bit creepy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
anus

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Poets, despite millenia of probing the misery, torture and pain associated with love
have yet to truly encompass the all-embracing agony of toothache
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
404

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
best Peugeot ever

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
PAPA!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
FRENCHCARADVERTFAIL :(

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
i always liked the quizzical looking front ends of the 504 and 505
when i was a kid, they were one of the few cars where the front end looked expressive. like a face
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
but what about Herbie?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
It's all going to be in colour, and the pink bar is a tester.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Crackwhores

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Presently it's back ache.
Normally it's period pains. The worst pain I ever had though was when I had pleurisy. Drylungwalltastic
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Pluri-what?

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
it's like singularisy
only there's more of it
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
*titter*

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleurisy
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
I was there already
Sounds healthy!
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
My dad's had that, and he's got half the number of lungs that you've got!
He's terribly hard, yet has never owned a Honda Accord. That's proper IRL toughman stuff there.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
It's probably just a server migration
or a database tidy up instead of a wholesale sexy up
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Shut up you fun sponge.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
A FUCKING UNICORN POPS UP EVERY TIME YOU WRITE IN CAPS
AND A 19TH CENTURY SAILING SHIP SHOOTS IT'S CANNON AT YOUR FACE WHEN YOU POST MORE THAN 50 POSTS A DAY
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Where has my face gone?
CANNON
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Much better.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
My knees give me some horrible gyp if I crouch down for more than a few seconds at a time.
I dread to think what they'll be like by the time I hit 40. Knowing my luck, I'll probably be in a wheelchair by then.

Also, getting hit in the bollocks results in a very dull but painfully intense ache that's quite undesirable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
that's gout
sign of an unhealthy diet
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
Isn't gout a more general joint-related phenomenon?
I only get this in my knees. It could well have something to do with my knees taking about 3/4 of my body weight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
try something else instead of the doggy position on the carpet in front of the tv

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
toothache beats anything

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, SAMMI, YOU MONGFACED WHINGER.
Oh, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Super
Porn

EDIT

Also when I dislocated my collarbones, the ache that resulted was not pleasant.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
swine flu

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Tape Measure of the Sierra Madré

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
I'm quite proud of that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
I don't get it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A THICKY THICKY NORTHERN TYPE

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
The Count Of Monte Castorama

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Toothache.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
140 character limits

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
A popular page full of the Builder's film titles down below :)

/and tootchache, although I suffer from worse headaches. Toothache is harder to control.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
I'll get clicking.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
haha, cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I SAID TAPE MEASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRÉ UP THERE, IT'S A GREAT ONE.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
what's it doing 'up there'
it should be 'down there' with the rest of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I was making a point that it's still going on y'see.
I'm adding others down there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I'VE CLICKED THAT, YOU SHITE.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
I'm hoping for AUTOKAWAIIPOSTMAKERS ^-^
KAWAIIIIIII!!!!! ^u^
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Arseache.
For both questions.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Shitting out your bumhole isn't that bad, you've already done the bleeding and didn't notice it.
It's the shock of looking down a bright red toilet bowl with blackish-red middle.

But it does clear your intestine so you can bleed in a bit more, so you get a bit tired.

Lovely stuff, what's for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
)c:

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
a blog filter
so any blog posts get sent to the poster's blog instead of put on here
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
bollock ache

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
more finger guns and winks
*finger guns*

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
peeyow peeyow

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Cock Tuesday
Every day.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
headache
I have several a day that start just above my eye and move round the side of my head - not good, especially when driving!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
a bit like cowjam's suggestion
a sort of filter that reveals lies and made up bollocks in a different colour
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)