SWINE FLU!
ARRRGH! SWIIINE FLUUUUUU! *runs around in a mindless panic*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm off to Mexico in 3 weeks.
It's gonna fuck me up.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I've got customers who came back last week.
None of them were dead. You'll be fine.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

You're a bloody good travel agent, getting your customers back safe and sound.
I salute you sir.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

I'm going to reassure customers with this review.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)