I'd like to cornish cream in your face.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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Oh balders, I fear I'm not looking too foxy this morning
Woke up looking like a Kylie back-up dancer.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45,
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