I see the new shit people filter isn't working.
LOL WAKI COCKS WANK FUCK OFF
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Hi balders
I have 213 pictures of a night out I don't really remember.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'd like to cum in your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6246175
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'd like to cum in your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

psst, you forgot to say 'cornish'
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd like to cornish cream in your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh balders, I fear I'm not looking too foxy this morning
Woke up looking like a Kylie back-up dancer.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

chlolorophorm

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Roflypnol.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think it was the great idea my landlady mate had
"Yeah, we'll start doing shots at half eight wooooo"

I start getting fuzzy after the second mandarin sambuca.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

unless that's half 8 in the morning then you're old.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I got there at ten past eight
She got me on the wine, which I don't drink any more.

Then came two 50ml shots of apple sours, then two 50ml sambucas, then a jaegerbomb, then trwo hours later, profuse vomiting in a club toilet.

I'm just so CLASSY.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Lightweight.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I hadn't drunk anything since May 8th
So yes.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm coming to your gaff with some bacardi breezers and my birthday suit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'll remember to lock the door

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

ock et you through
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

door

Oi, I'm sure you used to be my friend on facebook.

WUT HAPPUNED :(?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

mandarin sambuca?
What are you? Posh?

I was drinking white spirit all weekend.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

you poof
i was drinking 4-pint jugs of molten rock
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

molten cock more like
LOL
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

damn you GEEMOSSS
*shakes fist*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Can someone give me the 411 on what's changed?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

someone probably could but unless any of the mods are here, no

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Your face.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

is it prettier or uglier?
I've got a post university beard, because I can't really be fucked doing anything.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

It's beautiful
*scratches your beard*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

it has to go as I have to go to the temp agency later :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Oh god MoT, temping?
Has it come to this?

Get a job picking asparagus, it's far far less soul destroying.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Only for a month or so,
while I'm at my parents', just before I get a real job so I can keep the money ticking over.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Every day, a big part of you will die, forever.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

call that a beard?
this is a beard!
*beards*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

It seems quicker.
Is it that it is quicker?
Or is that just a coinciicdence.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

you're just a coincidence.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

YOUR FACE

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

It's quicker because there's hardly anything on the page

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

WE'LL SOON CHANGE THAT

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

I don't know exactly
but it was slow for the last few days. It's possible they've migrated to some new servers.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Friz now replies in 16:9 ratio
also, we ended on a high last night:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6245545
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

What changed, then?
Or was it background stuff?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

no, it's still grey
OHOHO
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think they were giving the hamsters a rest.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think JMG will look
simply dashing in this next season.

Where there any changes overnight to b3ta? I can't be arsed to look down there.
( Jobe, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

oh my!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

dear lord!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

they gave it that new car smell

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Is that what that is...?

( Jobe, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I think I can still smell the sick in the glovebox

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

This is an inspiring post
Almost as good as the last two.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Oh we're back!
Hurrah.
( Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

DRINKS ALL ROUND!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Can't say I missed it

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

i missed it this morning
this is where i come while i'm manning the phone at work
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

do you dress it up in army fatigues and a little bandana?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

do you NOT dress your phone up in army fatigues and a little bandana?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I put a little moustache above the mouthpiece

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

It was only off a few hours, and still people had to go to that back up BB

I mostly saw gilgamesh and riverghost when I had a look
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

is it too late to find out what everybody had for breakfast?

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

well, since you asked!
i had two weetabix in a bowl with some milk and a tea spoon of sugar. the bowl had a green stripe around the rim. i ate it with a spoon while sitting on the sofa looking out the window into the back garden.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

i just ate an apple. and i had a bananana earlier.
FRUITY.
( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

i am not a fanana of the banana

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Not what I heard dude.
/AC, to you, about the same sort of thing.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

BOO

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)