I got an AWESOME shark's tooth necklace from the back of the denists off this bloke in a white coat

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

You can add my manky half tooth to it if you like.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I think it was probably your tooth in the first place.
smells of spunk. Tastes like it too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

YOU'D KNOW
*runs around with shirt pulled up over head*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)