Good morning.
I just had a tooth pulled out at the dentist and now my mouth is all numb and weird. I DON'T LIKE IT.

What's new with you?
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'm going to Glastonbury tomorrow!
I need to wash some socks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

ha
thunder and lightning predicted. Enjoy!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

I got an AWESOME shark's tooth necklace from the back of the denists off this bloke in a white coat

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

You can add my manky half tooth to it if you like.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I think it was probably your tooth in the first place.
smells of spunk. Tastes like it too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

YOU'D KNOW
*runs around with shirt pulled up over head*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

I am very happy
Because Will.i.am clocked Perez Hilton in Toronto and it's been long overdue.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

haha
Cunt that produces shitty music twats other cunt that appears to have no purpose in life other than to waste oxygen

Roflcocks etc
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Will.i.am's a pretty good popstar, mind.
Sample quote from Perez after the incident

'I write about drama in other people's lives. I don't want drama in mine'

CUNT
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Lets agree about Perez
and disagree about shitty popstars

I think this is the best solution
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Agreed
The flabby lumpen fairy that he is.

He looks like cookie dough poured into sausage casing.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

It's my last day in Lincolnshire
Back to Newcastle tomorrow.

Fun fun fun.
(__, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's all the same to me.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Helllo Rosie, I haven't seen you here in a while
How's things?
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

Good thanks.
I still open up a b3ta window most days, but i find there are fewer and fewer conversations i want to participate in.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Can't say I blame you
especially when an interesting post is deliberately pushed down because some mong just wants attention.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Yes Rosie.

( Jobe, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)