Pffft

That reminds me of a joke I had in a Christmas craker

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

that's not funny, i used to work in a circus
but I got fired


sued the fuckers for funfair dismissal
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Were you the human cannonball?



Where else are they going to find a man of your calibre?

/riotous laughter
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

Aah, the 'funny because it's not funny' joke.
Like 'What's difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...and Michael Jackson fucks little boys."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

that was part of
an MTV ident with Evil JEsus wasn't it?
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

What's green and hops across the outback?
Skippy the cooking apple.




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( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I kicked it like a football, killing it in the process.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)