Police Dog can speak!
Proof: www.b3ta.com/talk/6247100
EDIT: Dammit, it's a conspiracy, I tells ya!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Haha, I saw it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I think you lot can't read a forum properly. I said it under him.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Are you drunk today or something?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

yup

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I can ready it very welly.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

You're always drunk and boss-eyed. you're not reliable at all!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Vicious lies!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Thunderous truths!
Stop leading Edd down the road of lies that you live!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

_{... dog...}
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

what did it say?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Amazingly, himself and DG share a birthday, with Hubare.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

An incredible coicidence
And probable record breaking age for a dog!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Ooh, apparently not:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1021224/At-203-doggie-years-Bella-mongrel-worlds-oldest-dog-ever.html

Fucking hell, 29!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Lovely dog!
Bloody hell, old though
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

"26 next week.
Me and Hubare share the same birthday, but mine is more important."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

What happened to all the heroes?
:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

That was me silly!
Oh golly gosh, you kids and your popping candy getting excited and hallucinating :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

But but... the dog...

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

*ssh ssh shh pats head*
It's ok. I just think you got excited and saw things and that silly irish was stiring as usual. *tisk*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

SEE!
She's really smiling and she did a frowny face!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

... the dog...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)