Ok, that was probably a bit subtal, so I'll explain it.Donkey Gums, picture him naked, or maybe just in his pants, standing next to a door. That's great stuff, stay with me here Sammi, don't get distracted. Then imagine him tying one end of the string around his willy, and the other around a door handle with the door open. Get him to step back a bit so the string is tort, you still with us? Now get someone to slam the door really hard. The motion from the door swinging will pull the string, which will in turn pull his willy. For comic effect, let's say this streches his willy and makes it longer.
The subtalty if "three inches now" implys that his willy, prior to said acts, is less than three inches long.
It's thrilling stuff, innit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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Oh, ok.I've had no sleep, so subtle hints are lost on me today(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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That's how I broke my last door, it feel off it's hinges.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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I got an errection and fucked up the whole foundations of my house.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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Haha, I would love to have been on the other end of the line when you tried to get your insurance on that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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