Getting back to me, then.
Do any more of you have a grump with all that is awesome?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Bluntly?
No
( TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

It's been a while since one of you indoor gray-tans had a go at me.
I think I'm beginning to win over internet misery.
Which in the long run has been a jog in the park.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

If only those fat fucks went for one ebvery now and again...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Many an afternoon was spent cheerfully playing ice-cream van jingles out of the old car stereo.
Those looks of disappointment emanating between the folds and the jowls.
I could have shot for a calender of woe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

It's been a while since I was here
I'm glad the battle is going well
( TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

ROBBBBBBIE!
You've come back to us. Like a homing pidgeon.


With downs.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Cooo! Cooo aheheheeeeeeen cooo!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

;) I aim to please
I usually end up dribbling
( TY&GN, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Jammy. I am on the lookout for cheap European holiday destinations.
Initial thoughts from the towers?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I will ALWAYS recommend Costa Rica as a destination and a place to put your feet up.
The only football shirt I saw over there was a Blackburn Rovers one.
In a surfing village.
I gave him SUCH a glare I believe his board curved ever so slightly.

Another victory on foreign soil.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

A bit long haul/costly for the rocketbase.
Most of my funds are tied up in 'exciting projects in development stage'

*taps nose*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Your unborn child?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

No, he's making Nose Taps.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Do I look like friz?
No, my face fits into the interior of the average family saloon.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I wouldn't want to be the woman who has to squeeze a fat-faced baby Friz out of my fadge
 
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

It will be like a Mr. Man, just face and arms, gobbling the afterbirth as it comes out as it needs nourishment to sustain its head mass

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I do
You still haven't took my tooth out.

But I've found a decent private place who'll check me up and potentially remove it for £58. WIN
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I'll do it for you for half price.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I just need a door and some string

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

WOO ! THREE INCHES NOW !
... but what about sammi's tooth?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Ok, that was probably a bit subtal, so I'll explain it.
Donkey Gums, picture him naked, or maybe just in his pants, standing next to a door. That's great stuff, stay with me here Sammi, don't get distracted. Then imagine him tying one end of the string around his willy, and the other around a door handle with the door open. Get him to step back a bit so the string is tort, you still with us? Now get someone to slam the door really hard. The motion from the door swinging will pull the string, which will in turn pull his willy. For comic effect, let's say this streches his willy and makes it longer.

The subtalty if "three inches now" implys that his willy, prior to said acts, is less than three inches long.

It's thrilling stuff, innit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Oh, ok.I've had no sleep, so subtle hints are lost on me today

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

hehe it's funny coz it's true :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

That's how I broke my last door, it feel off it's hinges.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

I got an errection and fucked up the whole foundations of my house.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Haha, I would love to have been on the other end of the line when you tried to get your insurance on that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I would choke you with the string and biff you on the back of the head with the door, making your eyes even more bulbous than they already are
She would wank herself so much over the sight that she'd spit all her teeth out.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I've never wanted you so much as I do now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Let's double dick.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Ok, maybe we'll get a chance of satisfying someone for once then !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

'we'll' ?
I'm DG. I just look at girls and they do a muff squirt that could knock a seagull off a bin.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

*Prints off an A4 mask, ties it on with a bit of string, and gets a Cher wig*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

It's a second molar
That's suffering from impacted wisdom tooth which has taken half the tooth face away. I can't even remove it with pliers!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

You're tried with pliers??!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Needle nosed
Desperate times etc
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Oh sammi :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

and on that note

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

I hate to call 'bullshit' on this, oh wait, no I don't.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Where would there be BS in that?
It's slightly wobbly now, I wouldn't have done it if it were solid.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Ouch,
Even I'm cringing here
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Sausages tonight JMG
I may wrap them in bread for added NOM.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Oh gosh, I just discussed food
Would you please kill me now?
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Man sausages wrapped in fist bread hmm? Hmmm? HMMM?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Child sausages wrapped in oompah loompah lips.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

basically, I wish for someone to jizz their sloppy man-waste all over my disgusting visage

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

BTIAJ*!
*be there in a jiffy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

My lips are quivering with the anticipation of your broom

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

You know... now we're no longer roomies, that rule about spunking over my roomie's hair is no longer in place.... just sayin' like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

you jizz over Tedious Irish...?
:(((((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Nonono, he's still a roomie.
Let's make him really uncomfortable tomorow by sitting in the same room together again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

he fucking loves me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Shall I set you two up?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

i dont date.
especially not that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

That's where you're going wrong, free wedding dress, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

haha once upon a time.
someone elses free frock now innit. poor cow.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

big-fat-massive-diddums.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

It's OK
You just have to convince Irish to make a move tonight.
Get him to put a hand on her thigh.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I might steal that idea
Or the sausages themselves
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

oh nyom that sound nyom so totally nyom fuck off.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I'm very angry, JMG. I'm a nice guy, I am a shoulder to cry on for all ladies, and therefore blatantly I am entitled to sex.
Women are obviously whores who cannot appreciate a good neckbeard or trenchcoat.
Why do they go out with jerks who just hurt them :(
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

ARE you applying my tried and tested formula of Barry White music and GMoS' own brand aftershave, "Musk near Morcambe"?
Lesbians, Red.. They MUST be lesbians.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm either not playing it right, or Burnout Paradise is shit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

Never tried it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Don't bother it's shit.
I'll have to play it again soon though, as it's the only game I own.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

I didn't enjoy it. But it can't be as bad as Midnight Club Los Angeles. I took it back with in 8 hours.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)