I would choke you with the string and biff you on the back of the head with the door, making your eyes even more bulbous than they already are
She would wank herself so much over the sight that she'd spit all her teeth out.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I've never wanted you so much as I do now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Let's double dick.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Ok, maybe we'll get a chance of satisfying someone for once then !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

'we'll' ?
I'm DG. I just look at girls and they do a muff squirt that could knock a seagull off a bin.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

*Prints off an A4 mask, ties it on with a bit of string, and gets a Cher wig*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)