If you want cheap, reliable razors, get tha'sen to Morrisons.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Ooh, I saw your Northern typing style
and checked out your profile. You're from where I'm from, lovely :)
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Well, I've been living there a couple of years.
I hail from the gloriously metropolitan "tarn" just across the border.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)