"Woodsidean reaction"
is the technical term for quickly leaping up and turning off the telly on hearing the first two notes of the Hollyoaks theme.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Haha
I don't think the reaction is unique to you though
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Wouldn't it be easier to change the channel?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)