It'll kick you plenty enough once it's escaped

and headbutt you, bite you and batter you on the bridge of the nose with the telly remote control *still hurts two days later*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

My

Chi never did that, to me...

Hubby gave his Nan a black eye when he was a few months old

She's an old witch so I have always loved hearing this story
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)