My baby is kicking

I shall miss the kicks when it's born

and the fact that it's quiet
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

If you want to employ
me to kick you in the stomach after it's born 'd gladly do it...

*laces up DMs*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

but you would have to be
inside me...
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

I think
he'd like to be inside anybody.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

*bums*


/predictable
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

The deal is getting better and better...
You'd best get stretching so I can get up there...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

hehehe

i cant bearly move hun, let alone stretch.

what will my husband say though, he hasn't been inside me since March...must be cobwebs by now
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Well that's OK
when you give birth I'm sure you'll rip your kipper anyway so that should help things.

Poor bloke - must have an arm like popeye at them moment.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:46, archived)

yeah bless him
I've had to adjust all his t shirts to allow for the rippling muscle

his mum doesnt know if she should be proud or not

edit/ what an awful sentence

"I'm sure you'll rip your kipper anyway"
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

_
kick it back!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

They get replaced by screams for a bit
and then in a few months, they start kicking you again.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I've always thought they do this to abort themselves

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

yay

( rob, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

It'll kick you plenty enough once it's escaped

and headbutt you, bite you and batter you on the bridge of the nose with the telly remote control *still hurts two days later*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

My

Chi never did that, to me...

Hubby gave his Nan a black eye when he was a few months old

She's an old witch so I have always loved hearing this story
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)