I think spinning a dog aeroplane style, like what your dad used to do to you in the garden might work.

Acupuncture with Wotsits is suppose to be good too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm well up for that, as long as they're injected into my open mouth.

( Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)