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What are your views on alternative therapies?
I am thinking of trying a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
What ones are you thinking of trying
Or have you not decided yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
I'm currently recruiting for my holistic boob massage training weekend
it cured cancer in dog trials
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
Aren't you worried about interaction with your chemo you brave, brave soldier?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
do you know anything about naturopathy?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
i'm thinking of trying biofeedback
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biofeedback
in order to regain control of my pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
Hahaha, fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
How about a really long headstick?
www.workshopsolutions.com/GRAPHICS/headstick3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

I've been struggling to remember what biofeedback is reminding me of, and now I've remembered, it's reminding me of the killing technique of the Dust Witch in Something Wicked This Way Comes. My conclusion is therefore that biofeedback is liable to result in death.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
once you can control your pancreas you could progress to controlling other things
like other people's pancrei
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Dance your cancer away.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
No, because rhythm is a dancer

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
I think they appear to be mostly shite,
and can affect prescription meds. I was reading an article this morning about how people taking them and not telling their doctor is one of the things doctors hate most about patients.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm surprised they could choose one thing to hate most about patients. Doctors seem to loathe patients with a passion, for everything they do and everything they are
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
People are retards, though, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
mmmmmm-hm

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
Also, hello fellow bingo winner!
Did you get your prize yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Hai
I donated my prize to charity, as some others were more desperate to win than I, I don't know whether they got the prize or not. I suggested a rollover week, then eventually the prizes would really mount up
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Probably because so many seem to think they know best

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Well 7+ years training and hundreds of hours of hands-on experience will do that to you.
odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I think she meant the patients think they know best.
Same with animal's owners in vet practices. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
They in my post referring to the patients...

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
Absolute twaddle.
Oh wait, you asked for my views, not SCIENTIFIC FACT.

My views, bit of harmless fun, frees up the real medicine for people intelligent enough to be worth saving.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
but why would they offer them if they were no use?
i read somewhere that i have to really believe that i can beat this, in order to beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
my opinion is not worth the forum it's posted on, but i think it is all pointless

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
I think spinning a dog aeroplane style, like what your dad used to do to you in the garden might work.

Acupuncture with Wotsits is suppose to be good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
I'm well up for that, as long as they're injected into my open mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
I tried complementary medicine on the advice of my doctor
Walked in the door, the nurse told me I looked nice and charged me £200.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
hahahaha!
oh i do like humour in the face of death. you hero! aha! i get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
yeah, drinking water, that cures most illnesses

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especially when frozen and shot from a gun into your disease

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I have a friend who used to have accupuncture.
Said it was ace, and really worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
I heard they recommend it to alcoholics
and after a couple of sessions the can no longer hold their drink
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
I know a lot of people who swear by acupuncture...
but even if there are no proven medical benefits... the placebo effect can work wonders
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
I had chinese cupping therepy once for my back
I just came out with sore balls and a strained neck from all the coughing :S
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
A Radox bath might help?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
Rub vicks on your boyfriends cock before sucking him off.
That'll cure your cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
They work, now place your pancreas on the screen and repeat "I CAN HEAL MYSELF"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
acupuncture worked for me.
for an hour. i think it was closing my eyes and listening to the mellow choons that helped more than the stabby stabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
See, acupuncture seems like a reasonable method for pain relief rather than mumbo jumbo.
Don't get me started on Homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)