you need a unique selling point
what makes you different?

It doesn't matter if its not earth shattering but you must have one
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

His cock looks like a tiny banana?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)