It's the continued and irrelevant swearing to make him sound tougher that makes this win for me.

( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

This.
Oh dear lord.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

and the use of the word ''actually''.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)