I have vodka:)
This makes me a happy bunny:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

I have the pox.
This makes me an itchy monkey.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:16, archived)

I have another 2 hours 45 minutes at work
This does not even make me slightly turgid.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

Even with a bevvy of Belgian beauties
to fwap over?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

Most of the nice ones have gone home already
*wanks dispondantly in the direction of the less unattractive people left*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)

*middle-aged, male manager wonders why Lonewolf is staring so intently at him*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)