If I could find a decent copy of the tune
I would do a mashup of the Bodyform song with "Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I'll sing it for you.
I have the voice of a comfortably menstruating angel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)