b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6249905

KNICKERS!
AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YEAH! I'M ON FORM.
BODY FORM THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA IN MY KNICKERS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
No offence.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
Pisspipes

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
I have a rant that isn't threadworthy
frizfrizzle.tumblr.com/post/129424641
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
nothing you can ever say is read worthy.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
but to give you break and some validation, you're probably partially more entertaining than pistonbroke.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
Cheer up, you might get lucky like Sticky Label.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
even though the situation with sticky was apparently just horrific,
that little ASCII thing always made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
Hang on.. you found something I did vaguely amusing?
Aww. I'm touched :)
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
wait, that was you?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
Sorry
www.b3ta.com/talk/5789129
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
haha, I don't care how much of a loser I think you are, I still laughed.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
that is outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
He might get to meet CR3?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
STILL BORN!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
I wish you'd been still born

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
And not be trusted with matches?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
Why did you delete your stand up :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
Have you not seen the comments?
Jesus man, don't be so fucking stupid.

Oh wait- you did a performing arts course.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
Lol
At least I'm good at my stand up.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
Point taken.
However, I'm still not re-posting it.

That was epic level flaming.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'd still like to see it
Mainly because, as a stand-up, I may be able to give you tips and that.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
I think on reflection I'll leave the open stage and mic to more talented individuals.
I.e. Lee Evans.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
:'(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
It was pretty bad dude.
It was simple things - like instead of asking somebody not to repeat the punchline, you could have turned it around that you werent using original material to her being in your head, then taken a shit on the floor in rage. THAT would be YouTube worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
Stop nicking my material :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
I didn't nick it, I'm a psychic. I'm in your head. To answer some questions Friz.
1. Those thoughts about your cousin aren't natural
2. No, that isn't normal
3. It's okay to cry because you're lonely, sometimes
4. You do masturbate too much
5. But you're right; nobody will ever love you
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

1. I fucking hope not, as I have none
2. Oh :(
3. But after I've drank 8 cans of White Cider, all I have are my thoughts and... oh god.. the cutting.. the cutting starts
4. I have two hands and one cock. Go figure.
5. :'(
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

nah, bollocks, if you enjoy it, fuck everyone else, do it again, why not? There's enough time spent doing things you hate doing. My view is, if an audience sits there, they deserve everything they get. All are equipped with legs, well most probably, and they could leave.

I done swears there, did you notice?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
They tried and he shouted at one of them :(

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

well I missed that bit, I saw 1 minute or so, then skipped to the end. So maybe he did, I'll have to take your word for it, as there is not possibility of seeing it ever again
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
He also raped the entire front row
Between 6:37 and 7:04.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I really really want to see it.
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'm not feeling nearly masochistic enough right now.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
Gaz me a link when you're in the mood. I hope you do.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
me 2 lol

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Think I'll pass
It's gone to digital heaven now :)
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
without reading that, or even clicking the link
i'm almost certain that it is
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
Also, "THAT WAS HER FIRST MISTAKE".

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

what is your platform score, then? is this some degree in gaming?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Oh, I got a First.
"Platform" is my final performance of the course
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
how clever of you
is it performance art, then? Is that it? A degree in peformance art? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
YES
All acting and that.

Apparently, I'm good at it
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
Acting the CUNT!
amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
OH LOL!
I bet you got a Masters degree in JAPERY
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
It was SMARTARSERY
actually.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Needs more ''Needless to say, I had the last laugh''.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Good evening, Baldmonkey.
I trust you are well. Today I have been to the Fringe office and had a bacon sandwich. I might sit in the park later.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
Also I will watch the Star Trek episode with EVIL SPOCK WITH A BEARD in it.
Life is currently A RIOT at Newington Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
Good for you.
I'm going to clean the kitchen and start making dinner.
Whirlwind b3tan force agogo.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
yes, i can confirm
your a cunt!
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
You shouldn't swear so.
It's not big and it's not clever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
but it's all i have..

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
COCK. WILLY. BASTARD. SHIT. STAND UP.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
There is no Bodyform in my knickers.
There is official confirmation that I have a 2:1 on the desk next to me though.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
Well done you
I only got a des
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
I had to go through all the deses i could think of to understand that.
Who the fuck knows who Tutu is anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
your dad, BECAUSE HE'S WEARING ONE

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Ta. :)

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
You must be very proud that you got the same class of degree as Wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
That is exactly why I am proud.
Next year I am going to do another degree.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
following in my footsteps

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
If I could find a decent copy of the tune
I would do a mashup of the Bodyform song with "Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
I'll sing it for you.
I have the voice of a comfortably menstruating angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)