can you make sure it's a plastic one please?
I don't want to get splinters
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

first no bacon
and now no arse-splinters?

what kind of a sick deviant are you??
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

some kind of hippie
by the sounds of it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)