Right I'm going down the pub
I shall return later drunk and then fuck you all up the arse with a broom handle...

Cheerio
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)

can you make sure it's a plastic one please?
I don't want to get splinters
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

first no bacon
and now no arse-splinters?

what kind of a sick deviant are you??
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

some kind of hippie
by the sounds of it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)

*waits impatiently*

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)

Way ahead of you pisswimp

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)