A human
it's not slavery if they're less than a foot high
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

those already exist, they're called "children"

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

children aren't humans
not even close
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Or 'Supermatt'.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6229865
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)