if any animal could be genetically modified to be small enough to have as a pet, what would you choose?
little hippo in the pond? small giraffe nibbling the roses?
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

TYRANNOSAURUS REX

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

not that i ever imagined that someone would go down this route, but why would you want a lizzard bitting the fuck out of you?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

I'd keep him in a cage

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

He'd escape during a power failure and you'd be fucked.
Didn't you watch that documentary?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

i saw that documentary, scary stuff, only fox news seems to have any info on it

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

The cage wouldn't need electricity.
It'd be some sort of ultra cool future cage.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Fail

( Ibstock, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

It would have its teeth replaced with jelly beans.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Or you know, a biologically compatible equivalent.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

CHEESE FUCKING STRINGS

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

What kind of cheese?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

FUCK OFF

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Edam?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

yes
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

Hahaha.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Cow.

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

A human
it's not slavery if they're less than a foot high
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

those already exist, they're called "children"

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

children aren't humans
not even close
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Or 'Supermatt'.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6229865
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Little Cook

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

I read animal
as criminal, I was a little confused.
( jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

In that case
Phil Spector
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fred and Rose West action figures.
Much better.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Think of the accessories you'd get with them.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

The F&R West playhouse.
With removable floor panels.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

gotta get 'em all

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Michael Stone
with back lever/hammer blow action
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Stone_(Russell_murder_case)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Armin Meiwes
complete with chef's hat
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

how about a pet Cockney hard case,
they make good guard dogs, and they're more affectionate than you'd think.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

raises hand

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Great white shark in a fishtank.

( nick the greek, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Polar Bear small enough to fit in my freezer.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

i like this answer because i'm sure i answered the same the last time i posted this thread

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

What aircon unit would you keep your polar bear cool with when you walk him around the house?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

A fox's glacier mint.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

i would probably install a trane chiller on my flat roof, it can easy cope with 4 degrees and even produce ice

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I like that, proper hardcore air conditioning. Going the extra mile for your polar bear.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

he'd be so happy, eating out of his little dish in the kitchen, i'd have to dress warm tho

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

cat

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

One of these then
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

A tiny elephant.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Genius!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeR3VYM7aTg
about 1:20
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Tyrannosaurus Rex dog
lol well late not reading first reply

I don't know, Danny Devito
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'd get a tank of manatee

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

A giant ant

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_Attack
( CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Ha! I used to have that on my Spectrum.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Piss off, have you never played Fallout 3?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

fallout 3?
Is that an ant attack remake?
( CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

It's a grunge thing.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

Killer whales
in an aquarium on the sideboard


and tiny penguins for them to chase about
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I fucking wouldn't.
Fuck off, fucking animal fuck. FUCK.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

what about a little baboon, eh?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

FUCKING FUCK CUNT SHITTY BABOON FUCK OFF CUNT FUCK CUNTSHIT

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

ok so the baboon is out, what about a darling little rhino, nudging your leg?

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

it would give me the horn
every time
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCK OFF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING COCK SAVAGE COCK CUNT FUCKER

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

what about a little crocodile, that would be nice

( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

I bet it would be a snappy dresser

( in vino veritas, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Elephant.
Elephukingphant.
( CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

baldmonkey

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I'd have a paedo goblin.
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/7668.supermatt.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

NSFW you sick fuck

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

wonka?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Aye. Go on then.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

This is a great question
I would like a tiny little horse that I could keep in my purse. You'd never be short of conversation with a tiny little horse.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Would you call him Tim?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

My Newt

(Eeh Blah Gum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

This is Michelle.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

You can already get pygmy hippos
small enough to keep in a pond. Well, the babies are at least. You might have to keep slaughtering them before they get big, then buying new ones.

Baby pygmy hippo meat should be quite tender though.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

that'd be terrible to explain to the kids
mummy, why does the pygmy hippo look different today?
( spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Just tell them that they shed their shells like crabs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

for some reason i am now imagining them to be like giant beetles
having wings under their great backs. if i wasn't going to bed, i'd photoshop it
( spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

they'd be a job to flush down the loo

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

i'd have a flock of tiny sheep in the garden
they'd eat a blade of grass every hour, and i could shear them all to get little woollen fleeces that i'd sell as ear warmers
( spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

the stay puft marshmallow man

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)