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Bollocks. My missus booked us a holiday with Cirst Fhoice and I was hoping you worked for them so you can sneaky upgrade us to a jacuzzi suite.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
It's a good job you didn't book with us.
Three separate people have told me that our company has gone bust, this past week.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Although, I should probably say something disparaging about First Choice here.
The CEO of First Choice (and the TUI Group) molests children.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
That's why we chose them over Thomas Cook.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I'm sure I could arrange something if you booked your next holiday through us.
By 'us' I of course do not mean Thomas Cook. Because I definately do not work for Thomas Cook.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Let's just both go on holiday, Jack. We can have that jacuzzi suite I was talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
I've got a 50% discount.
I'd like to remind you that this discount isn't with Thomas Cook, as I don't work for Thomas Cook.

You're going to Mexico, aren't you? Which part? What hotel? This is all a factor in whether or not we go on holiday together.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
Fuckin' A.
To be honest, I'm not sure as my girlfriend booked it kind of without telling me. I think it's Cozumel we're going to but I haven't a clue which resort. All inclusive, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
You're fine with any part of Mexico.
Just ignore the retards making swine flu jokes, and you'll be grand.

Note that these jokes are made exclusively by old people and middle aged men.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
Cheers dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)