I just keep my mouth shut, flutter my eyes and wear a revealing blouse.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

i assumed you just kept turning up at the building and it was easier to give you a wheelie chair
and a box with computer written on in than to have you removed everyday
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

I am the building's "Colouring-In Technician and Chair Spinning Specialist"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

sounds alright to me
how many biscuits do they pay you?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

Biscuits?!?! OH I'd dreeeeam about being paid is buscuits!
I get a wet wipe every week to clean my chin with.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

are buscuits bus-sized biscuits?
'cause if so, where can i get some?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

The end of my head dobber got stuck

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

so there are no bus-sized biscuits?
*sniffle*
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I'll make you some from spit and love :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)