that yap yap yap until they get attention, only the attention they get is a slap, but because it's the only attention they've ever received, they think it's good attention and thus continue yapping the moment the slapping stops, all the while under the delusion that the person slapping is doing so out of affection and care, not just to shut them up.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)