Mr Cr3 sir, I heard jooz did 9/11
Can you ban all jews forthwith.

Hugs,kisses and scarves,

Sir Wormulus

EDIT: This has no relevance to the above, but jesusfuck, The Killers have turned into a right whiney bunch of losers. Day & Age sucks people. Brandon Flowers is killing the memory of Hot Fuss one shit song at a time.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Can you do a strip for my birthday in a couple of weeks

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Only if you magically turn up at my work waving a delightful purply £20 note at me, :)

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

i dont think thats the only delightful purply thing he is going to be waving at you.

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

He's going to have a cup of Ribena too!?!? LUCKY BITCH!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

VIMTO, DG!
VIMTO!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

*DG trips at the first hurdle in impressing ladies*
GAH! School boy error...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

That was rookie DG, rookie indeed.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

I know I know...
Next I'll try and impress you with my Pokemon card collection in alphabetical folders.

I'VE GOT A SHINEY PIKACHU!!! L@@@@@@@K!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

MY POKEMONS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

BLIMEY! TWO BULBASAURS!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

There is no waving of those things in my establishment
Except that time that stag was wearing a dress and boxer shorts.

I'm still mentally scarred.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Then he panics when he realises he meant to send that from his HITLER account

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Has it been established who's comedy account that is yet btw?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Is there a comedy account called Hitler?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

yup.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79426
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)