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In this thread. Let's do impressions of GAZ' Wormulus sends to cr3.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
DEAR PAUL
Friz changed his username to "Friz." I think he has a hidden agenda.

Love,
Your Dearest Sebby Webby
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
OH MY DEAR FRIZ!
They hate you because you're popular, and on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
I'VE A FAMILY TO RAISE, JMG

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
i think it's more that he is generally irritating, needy and has a very very wide face etc

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
We should totally meet up Christmas 2010 and swap anecd-
Oh.

Sorry :(
(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Dear cr3
Donkey Gums is a massive cher cunt. Please ban him as his face looks like a witch's elbow.

Love Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
Mr Cr3 sir, I heard jooz did 9/11
Can you ban all jews forthwith.

Hugs,kisses and scarves,

Sir Wormulus

EDIT: This has no relevance to the above, but jesusfuck, The Killers have turned into a right whiney bunch of losers. Day & Age sucks people. Brandon Flowers is killing the memory of Hot Fuss one shit song at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
Can you do a strip for my birthday in a couple of weeks

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
Only if you magically turn up at my work waving a delightful purply £20 note at me, :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
i dont think thats the only delightful purply thing he is going to be waving at you.

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
He's going to have a cup of Ribena too!?!? LUCKY BITCH!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
VIMTO, DG!
VIMTO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
*DG trips at the first hurdle in impressing ladies*
GAH! School boy error...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
That was rookie DG, rookie indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
I know I know...
Next I'll try and impress you with my Pokemon card collection in alphabetical folders.

I'VE GOT A SHINEY PIKACHU!!! L@@@@@@@K!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
MY POKEMONS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
BLIMEY! TWO BULBASAURS!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
There is no waving of those things in my establishment
Except that time that stag was wearing a dress and boxer shorts.

I'm still mentally scarred.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Then he panics when he realises he meant to send that from his HITLER account

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Has it been established who's comedy account that is yet btw?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Is there a comedy account called Hitler?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
yup.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79426
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Dear my knight in shining armour.
I feel e-threatened on the internet by some cyber punks. Please save me, I want to feel your warm man busom.

Sebastian Winnett - Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Dear cr3,
This one time, at Band Camp...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Dear cr3,
Dear, dear cr3...do you like my hair?
Wormers XX
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Dear Paul
Hi! How are you? Haha yeah, that's great. Hahaha! Brillient.

Hey, Paul, just thought I'd let you know that I like you hair. Haha, just kidding, not about you hair, oh no, I like it. It's a great colour. Fab. No, I mean what I'm actually gazzing (Great 'PM' system by the way. No, really it's super duper) about is that, well, JMG seems to get away with all this superiority complex stuff, yet when I try to do it, I get call a (shield your eyes Paul if you don't like swears) cunt.

I think a lot of these people should be banned. Not that I want to tell you what to do Paul, haha, great. But just letting you know there's some nasty people on there.

Hope you and Charlotte are well. You make a really great couple. No really. Awesome.

Thank you very much! :)
Seb
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
You put too much effort into that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
haha, great!
just kidding, fantastic times!
HelloEddIhopeyouarewell
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

YesSpangyverywellthanksandyourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

VeryverywellthanksIlovethesunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Dear cr3
Ditch that hussy spangolin and run away with me. I've got a Lost World duvet, you know.

Love and kisses,
Wormo xxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Paul.....

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Paul...

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
is dead now. Miss him. Miss him. Miss him.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived) 



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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Have you seen the A-Team?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Good, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
SILVER! INTERNET SUPERHERO!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Dear Hornytits
El Guiri made me lose my e-rection with his flounce. I have been in contact with Internet Lawyers and they have said this is a very serious case. Please ban now or suffer the consequences.

PS I want to dive in your anus like I've fallen down a manhole.

Yours moistly

Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
hornytits is a fucking epic greeting :D
*yoink*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)