I went into a builder's merchants to by some meths and he wouldn't sell it to me!
He said I was going to drink it! I did look a bit trampy but I gave him an earful and told him how important I am and he was soon apologising.

He gave me a bottle of meths and I said back "Aaahh, I don't suppose you've got a cold one have you?"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

meths poppers
cold hard
( broadsword, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

Oh, not that old chestnut.
My mind is still fuzzy, Mr. Gums. It's the wine and beer from last night what done it.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Someone needed to do something cool...
It wasn't me, but someone needed to do it...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)