It's not a transformer therefore it fails at awesome

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Transformer or not,
it's a HONDA ACCORD!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I'd like a Morris 1000 Transformer
Maybe it would turn into a rather stern, flat-capped old gent.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)