About five or so
We had a dentist that used to give us sweets for turning up on time
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Oh god
Our dentist used to just act like a cunt if we were late. When I was REALLY young, he used to say shit like 'you're late, I'll have to use the extra long needle now'.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Ours was an old jew
I reckon he was just setting us arians up for a dental fall
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Pfft
My new one is a crazy Russian dude. I don't mind, but when I asked him to speak up a bit over the whirring in the next room, he proceded to scream at me.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

The last one I saw was a German fellow, very nice chap
However, all I could hear from him was "Is it safe?"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)