If your days are shat on by it being 6 months till Christmas
your days must be pretty shit to start with
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Well, considering I was at a dentist
The day wasn't going too well anyway.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

Well, just to shit further on you
I managed to get 460 mile out of one tank of petrol, from a 1.6 Golf. I think if I was even more careful, I could probably hit 500.
( magnum, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

That's a good thing
And the last car I contributed money for the fuel of, was an 1988 MMC Pajero (Japanese Mitsubishi Turbo). In the summer, it ran off about 1/10th diesel, the rest vegetable oil from Lidl.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Being at the dentist is good
it means an end to pain.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)